I'm been walking around aimlessly without the internet. I don't know what to do with my self. No chatting with friends from home. No quick emails to my Dad. No hopping on the net real quick to check some stupid little fact.
You don't even want to know what I have had to resort to for my internet fixes. I've been to dark, dirty, cramped net cafes where the keyboards are so filthy you are sure to catch about 3 different mysterious diseases each visit. Places no other woman has been. Places previously only reserved for teenage boys and their gaming purposes.
Oh, the places I've been...
Please internet. Just keep working from home! Please, please, please, pretty please with a cherry on top!